LOL! It's a lot longer drive to Tuscaloosa than you & beedub think, around 4.5 hours. I don't plan on doing that after a day of debauchery, so you guys are gonna have to find another crashpad somewhere.
Nittanyfla, the Birmingham area has loads of decent places, and many with rooms still available. Depending on location, it's between 45 minutes and 1.5 hours to Tuscaloosa normally, with about half the trip on limited-access highway. I have no idea what it's like on a gameday tho, but if you're on a tour, that's the bus driver's problem.